Red, White, and Booze Tee
Because nothing says “America” like fireworks, freedom, and fermented fun.
This shirt doesn’t just celebrate the land of the free—it salutes it with a beer in one hand and a burger in the other. Whether you're crushing cans on the lake, lighting questionably legal fireworks, or double-fisting at the family BBQ, this tee is your go-to uniform for stars, stripes, and slight intoxication.
Perfect For:
- Fourth of July shenanigans
- Memorial Day meat sweats
- Waving sparklers while yelling “WOOO!”
- Anyone who thinks “Born in the USA” is a lifestyle
Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton—so soft it feels like a hug from a bald eagle
- Classic fit with a crew neck, perfect for showing off tan lines
- Ethically sourced U.S. cotton—grown with freedom
- Ribbed knit collar to stay in shape, even if you don’t
- Built for beer runs, BBQs, and backyard glory
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold—just like your cooler
- Tumble dry low—unlike your inhibitions
- Don’t bleach unless you want that “Florida flag” look
- Low iron if you're feelin' fancy, but wrinkles are just patriotic texture
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Suitable for patriotic holidays and casual gatherings
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Additional Information
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