Rustic Florida Whiskey T-Shirt

Description

The “I Own Exactly One Good Shirt” Tee
Perfect for whiskey drinkers, gator dodgers, and people who believe flip-flops count as formalwear.

This unisex softstyle tee is like that one friend who’s always chill, always comfy, and somehow always ends up in the background of your wildest photos. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and zero bad vibes, it’s lightweight, breathable, and ready for whatever poor decisions the day throws at you.

Why You’ll Wear It Until It’s See-Through:
👕 No side seams – Smooth, sleek, and less itchy than your last Tinder date.
🪢 Ribbed collar + shoulder tape – So it holds up through laundry days and Florida summers.
🎯 Perfect canvas – For printing chaos, branding brilliance, or just your name so people stop stealing your shirt.
🌱 Ethically made – Like… in theory. Look, the cotton is certified, okay?

Great For:

• Beach beers, bonfires, and brunch you’ll regret

• Casual hangouts or pretending to help at the distillery

• Gifting to people who deserve comfort (or owe you money)

• Looking like you might know how to fix a boat

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your whiskey

• Tumble dry low, like your standards

• Do not bleach (unless you’re going for “Florida Man Crime Scene” vibes)

• Iron on low or just embrace the wrinkles—wrinkles have character

• Dry cleaning? Not in this economy.

It’s more than a t-shirt—it’s a lifestyle.

Comfy. Classic. Mildly chaotic. Want it with a Florida Man riding a gator printed on it? I can make that happen.d crew neckline make it versatile enough to dress up or down, suitable for any occasion from casual outings to laid-back social gatherings. This tee radiates a relaxed vibe, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate both leisure and style. Perfect for anyone who loves comfort and practicality, it makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or simply to treat yourself!

Product features
– Without side seams for a smooth aesthetic and reduced waste
– Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers flexibility
– Shoulder tape for enhanced stability and durability
– Made from durable, soft fabric ideal for printing
– Ethically produced with US cotton and certified for safety

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors