Chemically Speaking… T-Shirt

Description

“Chemically Speaking, Alcohol IS a Solution” Tee
Science says yes. So does your liver (kinda).

Finally, a shirt that proves what your 10th grade chemistry teacher didn’t want to admit—alcohol is a solution. Whether you’re sipping spirits, spitting facts, or just spiraling with style, this unisex tee is your go-to for comfort, laughs, and light buzzed wisdom.

Why You’ll Love This Nerdy-Party Hybrid:
🧪 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – So soft, it feels like a hug from your favorite bartender.
🥂 Classic Fit & Crew Neck – Goes great with jeans, lab coats, or regrettable decisions.
🔬 Ribbed Knit Collar – Holds its shape longer than your New Year’s resolutions.
🌎 Ethically Sourced – Sustainably made, because you can be environmentally responsible while tipsy.
🧼 Low-Maintenance – Machine washable, because no one wants to hand-wash their party shirt.

Care Tips (for the shirt, not your life):

• Wash cold—like your beer and your ex’s heart.

• Tumble dry low—like your tolerance after bottomless brunch.

• Skip the bleach—this shirt’s already loud enough.

• Iron on low if you’re trying to impress someone who owns an iron.

Wear it to the bar, the brewery, or your next science fair.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a chemical reaction waiting to happen.