Florida Gone Feral Shirt

Description

Florida Gone Feral Tee

Because sometimes the only rational response to this state is giving up on decorum entirely.

The Florida Gone Feral Tee is made for heat-soaked days, bad judgment calls, and the
kind of chaos that only Florida can normalize. Whether it’s swamp cocktails, sunburned decisions,
or witnessing something that absolutely should not be happening in public, this shirt makes your
mental state clear without needing to explain yourself.

This unisex softstyle tee is comfortable enough for all-day wear and durable enough to survive
whatever Florida throws at you next.

Why This Is Your Feral Uniform

• 100% ring-spun cotton — Soft, broken-in comfort for long days and longer nights.
• Classic fit with crew neck — Looks put together while everything else is unhinged.
• Ribbed collar & shoulder taping — Holds its shape even when you don’t.
• US-grown cotton — Raised domestically, but clearly not tame.

Perfect For

• Beach days that go off the rails
• Post-party recovery
• Hurricane season energy
• Letting people know you’ve chosen chaos

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold — like your reaction to Florida news headlines.
• Tumble dry low — like your standards after midnight.
• Do not bleach — this shirt has seen enough.
• No dry cleaning — absolutely not.

Put it on. Lean into it. Act accordingly.
Florida Gone Feral — because this state doesn’t do subtle.