Florida Gone Wild Gaiter

Description

Florida Gone Wild Neck Gaiter
Sunblock? Never heard of her.

This isn’t just a neck gaiter—it’s your all-access pass to surviving the swampy chaos of Florida life. Whether you’re dodging mosquitoes, running from iguanas falling out of trees, or just trying to look cool while day-drinking in the Everglades, this thing’s got you covered. Literally.

Perfect For:

• Airboat rides and bad decisions

• Avoiding sunburn, sand, and social interaction

• Turning heads at Publix or biker bars

• Looking like a mysterious Florida outlaw (but sexy)

Product Features:

• 100% breathable polyester microfiber—because Florida sweats for no one

• Wear it however you want: face cover, headband, beanie, bank robber chic

• UPF 50+ because the sun here is trying to kill you

• Overlocked seams built tougher than your uncle’s fan boat

• Comes in multiple sizes because one size never fits all Floridians

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm—like the Gulf in August

• Tumble dry low—like your standards

• No bleach, no ironing—this is Florida, not a country club

• Dry cleaning? We don’t do that here.