Timber Creek Distillery T-Shirt

Description

Timber Creek Chaos Tree Tee
Rooted in mayhem. Grown with whiskey.

This unisex softstyle t-shirt is the official uniform of unpredictable afternoons, smoke-filled sunsets, and highly questionable storytelling. Whether you’re chopping wood, tossing axes, or just sipping bourbon while chaos unfolds around you—this tee’s got the durability of a pine tree in a lightning storm and the comfort of not remembering what day it is.

Why You Need This Shirt to Survive the Madness:
🌳 No side seams – Smooth and clean, unlike the decisions that got you here.
🪵 Ribbed collar + shoulder tape – So it holds up through spontaneous bonfires and half-serious wrestling matches.
🍂 100% ring-spun cotton – Soft enough to nap in, strong enough to outrun a wild hog (probably).
🌱 Ethically grown US cotton – Because even chaos deserves a conscience.

Perfect For:

• Day drinking under suspicious trees

• Hiding from your responsibilities in style

• Telling stories that start with “So there I was…”

• Casual wear, axe league night, or meeting your future ex at the tasting bar

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—like your stare when someone says “I only drink vodka”

• Tumble dry low—because shrinkage ruins lives

• No bleach—this isn’t a frat house

• Iron low if you absolutely must—but wrinkles are part of the brand

• Don’t dry clean unless you’re running from something

Timber Creek Chaos Tree Tee:
For those who thrive on whiskey, weather, and wild stories. Bonus points if you’ve ever shouted “hold my drink” before doing something deeply regrettable.