Red, White, and Booze T-Shirt

Description

Red, White, and Booze Tee
Because nothing says “America” like fireworks, freedom, and fermented fun.

This shirt doesn’t just celebrate the land of the free—it salutes it with a beer in one hand and a burger in the other. Whether you’re crushing cans on the lake, lighting questionably legal fireworks, or double-fisting at the family BBQ, this tee is your go-to uniform for stars, stripes, and slight intoxication.

Perfect For:

• Fourth of July shenanigans

• Memorial Day meat sweats

• Waving sparklers while yelling “WOOO!”

• Anyone who thinks “Born in the USA” is a lifestyle

Product Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton—so soft it feels like a hug from a bald eagle

• Classic fit with a crew neck, perfect for showing off tan lines

• Ethically sourced U.S. cotton—grown with freedom

• Ribbed knit collar to stay in shape, even if you don’t

• Built for beer runs, BBQs, and backyard glory

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—just like your cooler

• Tumble dry low—unlike your inhibitions

• Don’t bleach unless you want that “Florida flag” look

• Low iron if you’re feelin’ fancy, but wrinkles are just patriotic texture

– Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for lightweight comfort
– Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile style
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
– Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
– Suitable for patriotic holidays and casual gatherings

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors