Gator ran over Grandpa

Description

Gator Over Grandpa Tee
Because Florida wildlife doesn’t yield—especially to seniors in golf carts.

Meet the shirt that tells the heroic, hilarious tale of one Florida Man’s ultimate battle: Grandpa vs. Gator. This unisex softstyle tee delivers peak comfort and peak absurdity in one smooth, gator-approved package. Whether you’re rocking it at a BBQ, gifting it to your favorite troublemaker, or just reminding the world that Florida is… different—this tee makes a bold statement without saying a word.

Features That Slap (Unlike Grandpa’s Reflexes):
🐊 No Side Seams – Smooth and seamless, like that gator’s stealthy approach.
⛳ Ribbed Collar – Holds its shape better than Grandpa held the steering wheel.
🦴 Shoulder Tape – Keeps things from stretching out—unlike Grandpa’s last excuse.
🎨 Print-Ready Fabric – Bold enough to capture every tooth, tire, and twisted tale.
🌱 Ethically Made – Because laughs are better when they don’t wreck the planet.

Care Instructions (For You, Not the Gator):

• Wash cold – Like that gator’s dead-eyed stare

• Tumble dry low – Because Grandpa already went through enough

• Iron low – Press gently, unlike nature

• No bleach, no dry clean – Let’s not overcomplicate things

Gator Over Grandpa:
One shirt. One survivor. Zero apologies.

Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just saying, “Yeah, I saw that happen—and I bought the shirt.”