Florida Man Whiskey Tshirt

Description

Florida Man Whiskey T-Shirt 🍊🥃🐊🔥

Official Gear of Questionable Decisions!

Put this bad boy on and instantly gain +10 in storytelling skills, +15 in whiskey tolerance, and -50 in good judgment. Whether you’re shotgunning a beer on an airboat, arguing with a raccoon about property rights, or making headlines for “reasons,” this shirt has you covered (literally).

Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, bail hearings, or just another Tuesday in the Sunshine State of Chaos.

Product Features:

✅ Classic Fit for Maximum Shenanigans – Enough room for belly laughs and bad ideas.
✅ High-Quality Print – So crisp even the cops will admire it during your mugshot.
✅ Ribbed Knit Collar & Shoulder Tape – Stays in shape longer than your alibi.
✅ Durable, Smooth Fabric – Built to survive whiskey spills, gator wrestling, and Florida humidity.

Care Instructions (For Legal Reasons, Follow These):

✔ Machine wash – Warm, like your last fireball shot.
✔ Bleach? – Only if you spill something questionable.
✔ Tumble dry – On medium, like your level of responsibility.
❌ Do not iron – Wrinkles tell a story, just like your questionable life choices.
❌ Do not dry clean – Florida Men don’t dry clean, we air dry on a jet ski.

Disclaimer:

Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous BBQ invites, free drinks, and getting called “brother” by strangers. Side effects include overconfidence, sudden urges to buy a boat, and an unexplainable ability to attract Florida wildlife.

Buy now! Because bail money isn’t cheap. 🐊🚔🥃🔥