You Can’t Drink All Day Tee

Description

You Can’t Drink All Day Tee
Start early. Stay consistent. Disappoint responsibly.

This unisex softstyle t-shirt is for the go-getters. The early risers. The breakfast-with-a-beer champions. Whether you’re cracking open a cold one with brunch or just leaning into your weekend irresponsibility, this shirt does the talking so you can focus on hydration (or dehydration, whatever).

Perfect for:

• Day drinkers with goals

• BBQs, lake days, tailgates, and questionable brunches

• Birthdays, holidays, or any moment where judgment is temporarily suspended

• Pairing with sunglasses, sandals, and deeply flawed decisions

Why You’ll Keep Wearing It (Even After Last Night):
🍻 100% ring-spun cotton – Softer than your excuses the morning after
🧵 No side seams – Just clean lines and smooth vibes
🪢 Ribbed collar + shoulder tape – Holds shape better than your self-control
🌎 Ethically made – Because your shirt should have better morals than you on a Saturday

Care Instructions (unlike your liver, this shirt bounces back):

• Machine wash cold—like your brew

• Tumble dry low—keep it loose

• No bleach—unless you’re going for that “mugshot chic” look

• Iron on low, or embrace the wrinkles like the rest of your life

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
And you can’t wear this shirt without becoming the life of the party.