Timber Creek Hoodie with embroidery logo.

Description

Timber Creek Distillery Hoodie
Warmth. Whiskey. Questionable Life Choices.

This Unisex Heavy Blend™ hoodie is what happens when cozy meets chaos. Whether you’re sipping bourbon by a bonfire, “accidentally” missing a family group chat, or deep in a YouTube rabbit hole on how to wrestle a gator—this hoodie is your emotional support system.

Crafted with a dangerously soft blend of cotton and polyester, it’s built for lazy Sundays, shady Mondays, and wild Fridays. It’s comfy, durable, and suspiciously good at hiding hangovers, bad tattoos, or last night’s decisions.

Why You Need This:

🥃 Kangaroo Pocket – Great for snacks, flasks, or silently holding your regrets.
🧢 Adjustable Hood – Pull it up when you want to avoid humans or the law.
🪡 No Side Seams – Because you’ve got enough drama in your life.
🔥 Heavy Blend Material – Like a whiskey barrel for your torso—warm, sturdy, and slightly intoxicating.
🧵 Optional Embroidery – Flex your name, brand, or emergency contact info.

Perfect For:

• Distillery tastings and “just one more” nights

• Camping, couch hibernation, or axe throwing in the rain

• Looking like you’ve got your life together, even if you’re holding it together with duct tape and bourbon

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—like your stare when someone says “I don’t drink whiskey”

• Tumble dry medium—unless you want it to fit your dog instead

• Iron low—if you’re into that kind of effort

• Do not bleach—unless you want to look like a Florida Man crime scene

• No dry cleaning—save that cash for more bourbon

Timber Creek Distillery Hoodie
For people who love warmth, whiskey, and avoiding pants at all costs.