Florida Man Whiskey Shirt

Description

Florida Man Whiskey T-Shirt
Drink responsibly. Dress recklessly.

This shirt isn’t just fashion—it’s a warning label. Whether you’re shotgunning beers on a jet ski, deep into a backyard BBQ, or just casually wrangling a gator before lunch, this tee has your back (and your front). It’s soft, durable, and 100% ready for chaos—just like the legend himself.

Perfect For:

• Vacations that involve more liquor than luggage

• Casual nights, questionable mornings

• Lounging on porches, boats, or police reports

• Birthday gifts, Father’s Day, or bribing your buddy not to post that video

Why You Need It:
🥃 100% ring-spun cotton – Softer than your alibi.
👕 Classic fit & crew neck – Looks good whether you’re upright or horizontal.
🧵 Tear-away label & ribbed collar – No itches, no regrets (at least from the shirt).
🌱 Ethically grown US cotton – Because even Florida Man deserves sustainably sourced chaos.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—like your ex’s heart

• Tumble dry low—like your sense of responsibility

• Iron on low if you must, but wrinkles = character

• No bleach—unless you want that “arrested at spring break” aesthetic

• Don’t dry clean. That’s not how Florida rolls.

Florida Man Whiskey Tee:
Legendary comfort for legendary disasters.
Bonus points if you spill bourbon on it and call it “aged.”